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Supposing Queen
Elizabeth had been misguided enough

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to marry an English commoner.

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Janette?

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I'm sorry, Ms. Fox. I didn't quite hear.

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Obviously, you are immersed
in problems

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of far greater significance
than Elizabeth's foreign policy.

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But these mental...

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When I was a kid, I used to
think there was a special place

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where all the movie stars lived.
A kind of Shangri-la.

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And if you could just get inside there,
you'd be happy. Forever.

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All these years later, I'm finally inside.
I've made it to Shangri-la.

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My name's Sidney Young.
I'm a celebrity correspondent,

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a journalist, a friend to the stars.

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Yeah, that... That isn't me.

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This is me at the Apollo Film Awards
in LA this year.

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That's my Armani tuxedo.

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That's an Omega Speedmaster Pro
watch I'm wearing.

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That's the actress Sophie Maes.

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Last night, she told me
she'd let me have sex with her

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if she won the Best Actress award.

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Oh!

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She just won the Best Actress award.

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