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Supposing Queen
Elizabeth had been misguided enough
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to marry an English commoner.
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Janette?
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I'm sorry, Ms. Fox. I didn't quite hear.
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Obviously, you are immersed
in problems
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of far greater significance
than Elizabeth's foreign policy.
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But these mental...
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When I was a kid, I used to
think there was a special place
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where all the movie stars lived.
A kind of Shangri-la.
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And if you could just get inside there,
you'd be happy. Forever.
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All these years later, I'm finally inside.
I've made it to Shangri-la.
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My name's Sidney Young.
I'm a celebrity correspondent,
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a journalist, a friend to the stars.
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Yeah, that... That isn't me.
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This is me at the Apollo Film Awards
in LA this year.
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That's my Armani tuxedo.
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That's an Omega Speedmaster Pro
watch I'm wearing.
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That's the actress Sophie Maes.
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Last night, she told me
she'd let me have sex with her
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if she won the Best Actress award.
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Oh!
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She just won the Best Actress award.
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